Am I A God?

Selling Grass



Selling Grass

After watching Preserved Egg, the one-eyed black cat, and his gang leave, Dust Ball and Fish Ball looked at each other and sighed out of relief.     

Fish Ball licked his fur and talked to Dust Ball telepathically, "What a scary aura. These guys who sell grass are all crazy."     

"They're useless." Dust Ball sniggered, "What are you scared of? We're the ones with the stuff. They should be begging us."     

"That's Preserved Egg!" Fish Ball exclaimed, "He is one of the strongest supercats from Huatian Village One all the way to Village Ten. I've heard that he once ate dog meat."     

"What?" Dust Ball lowered his voice. "He's that fierce?"     

"Of course, all the catmint in these five kilometers has to go through him." Fish Ball whispered, "Did you notice that Preserved Egg only has one eye left?"     

Dust Ball asked, "How did he end up like that?"     

Fish Ball shook his head with pity, "At that time, Preserved Egg's powers had not been awakened. He fought with a Corgi from his area. He bit the Corgi so bad it never dared to come down his block and pee. Unfortunately, in that fight, Preserved Egg was also…"     

Dust Ball was shocked. "He was blinded by the dog?"     

"No, his eye was infected from playing too much World of Warcraft. His eye started tearing when he tried to open it. In that fight, the corgi bit off a patch of fur from Preserved Egg's head. Didn't you see that Preserved Egg's fur looks extra thin?"     

"You're such a douche!" Dust Ball slapped Fish Ball on his head. "What is the link between these two incidents?"     

The two cats talked as they returned to the Extradimensional belly. Red Packet was waiting for them. When he saw the two of them, he immediately asked, "How was it? "     

Fish Ball raised his paw and said, "Of course, it's settled."     

"Yes!"Red Packet raised his paws happily and thought to himself, "I knew it! I should use my power to earn money. My luck only manifests itself then."     

Dust Ball cut in, "They want five tonnes annually. I can't handle that alone. What do I do now?"     

"Just hire more cats." Red Packet looked at the hundreds of cats in the Extradimensional belly and laughed coldly, "With money, hiring supercats is not an issue. If your planting associate does not have enough cats, start hiring them now. The Extradimensional belly has the Light of Creation. You can harvest the catmint in just one or two weeks time. Furthermore, our quality is a lot better than if it were grown outside. We just have to wait for the money to come in"     

"Huh?" Red Packet was halfway through his sentence when Zhao Yao poked his head in and asked, "What are you guys talking about? What money?"     

The three cats froze, Red Packet muttered, "Why does Zhao Yao always appear so unexpectedly? I didn't even hear him walk over."     

Dust Ball was thinking, "Oh my god, Zhao Yao will surely take all our catmint and money. Then, he will force us to continue to plant catmint and sell it for him."     

Fish Ball was stunned, "Why is it Zhao Yao again? Damn it, did a cat betray us? I can't let Zhao Yao stop me from overtaking the Jianghai Distinct. I should let Xiao Yu bite him."     

After hearing Zhao Yao's question, all three cats started worrying about their respective concerns. Red Packet was the first to react and told Zhao Yao, "It's nothing, you were mistaken, Zhao Yao. We said we were losing money. We gambled online and lost money again."     

"Oh? That's it?" He looked at them with suspicion.     

Fish Ball nodded his head vigorously, "Yeah, that's right. Last time you did not turn off your computer. We saw an online gambling ad on your homepage and gambled. We lost a terrible amount of money."     

Zhao Yao froze and asked immediately, "When did the three of you see my homepage?"     

Red Packet said, "It was when you secretly hid in the corner of the Extradimensional belly to use your computer, then got bored and went to take a bath. That's when we used your computer."     

Zhao Yao covered Red Packet's mouth and glared at them, "How many times do I need to say this? You are not allowed to use my computer without my permission. If any of you sneaky cats use my computer without my permission again, I will shave off all your fur."     

Zhao Yao walked away exasperated and the three cats heaved a sigh of relief, "All is well. All is well."     

Red Packet said, "Okay, Zhao Yao doesn't suspect anything yet. We need to find more cats to plant catmint quickly. We need to increase our production. With the catmint we harvest from the Extradimensional belly, soon, the entire Jianghai District have to ask us for catmint."     

Zhao Yao looked at the cats from afar and laughed coldly. "I knew that all of you would not answer me honestly." The secrecy of the three cats and the fiery exclamation mark on top of Dust Ball's head excited Zhao Yao.     

"Fiery exclamation marks again? Is it there another rewards lottery?"     

The thought of another rewards lottery was enticing. However, judging by the cats' behavior, they didn't want to bring him along, not to mention ask him for help. After some consideration, Zhao Yao decided to spy on them to see what they are up to.     

…     

"What? Plant grass?" Elizabeth looked in the mirror and told Diana, "Can you help me fix the fur on my face? Also, the fur on my paw is getting too long.     

Ragdoll cat's fur grew pretty fast. The fur near the paw could even be long enough to cover paw pads. It got dirty easily.     

Elizabeth used to be lazier but now, she had to live stream everyday. Naturally, she was more concerned about her looks.     

After speaking, Elizabeth held out her paw for Diana to trim. She looked at Dust Ball, Red Packet, and Fish Ball and sneered, "I have no interest in planting grass. Cats from the Cat Cafe are not involved in things like that."     

…     

"Planting grass?" Matcha was wearing a yellow construction hat, in front of him was a blueprint. He started shouting at Ares, "It's crooked! Ares be careful! If you break the wires, I will ask Zhao Yao to neutralize you!"     

However, Ares was thinking about something else. All he could think was, "Why has Sphinx been wanting to sleep behind me recently?" He shook his head. "Anyways, I will use this renovation as an excuse and stay outside for a few days."     

Matcha turned back and looked at Red Packet, Dust Ball, and Fish Ball. He shook his head and said, "Can't you see that our construction site is so busy already? I have no spare time to help you plant grass. Our project is due in three months and that is Zhao Yao's birthday. This building is our gift for him."     

Matcha turned and shouted to his fellow cats, "Everyone work harder! Let's finish this floor's water and electricity today. There will be meat for dinner!"     

Dust Ball, Red Packet, and Fish Ball had no choice but to go look for other supercats.     


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