Extra 7: Konosuba (2)*
Extra 7: Konosuba (2)*
"What could they be talking about?" - Megumin wondered as she narrowed her eyes, but her expression changed to a confused one when she noticed how her friend was looking at the white-haired man with a dreamy expression - "Darkness?"
"Kurama-sama ~" - Darkness replied with a smitten look.
"Ok, that was weird" - Megumin muttered as she shook her head and ordered something to eat, after all, Kurama had been kind enough to invite them to dinner - "It's better to take advantage of the situation because I don't know when I'll be having a proper meal again."
* * *
"Let me see if I understood" - said Sasuke while frowning - "You mean that in your world, we're just fictional characters?"
Kazuma nodded as he explained to them the plot of the [Naruto] manga, but not before asking for an autograph, after all, it's not every day you get to meet two of your favorite characters, even if one of them was a bit strange.
"What do you think, Dobe?" - Sasuke asked as he looked at his friend.
"He's not lying" - Kurama replied calmly, after all, he knew about [Naruto's] world after he regained the memories of his past life.
"It feels a little strange to know that our fates were already preordained" - said Sasuke as he sighed regretfully.
"We are alive, Sasuke, we get to decide our destinies" - Kurama replied with a frown - "Well, that being said, now I'm curious to know what a goddess does in the mortal world."
"Did you hear that Kazuma, he knows I'm a goddess!" - Aqua shouted excitedly, but her expression changed when Kazuma stopped her before she could say something stupid - "Don't you even know that they're gods too! What's more, they can kill us in a matter of seconds so stop annoying them!"
"Hmph! Hmph! - Aqua began to cry at his partner's words as the two shinobi shook their heads.
"Anyway, there's something I've been meaning to ask you guys for quite a while" - Kazuma said as he looked at the shinobi, especially Kurama - "How come you managed to get the Rinnegan?"
"Huh?" - Kurama was surprised because he thought he had his Dojutsu deactivated.
"It's been active since we arrived in this universe"
"I see" - Kurama nodded as his expression turned neutral - "I got it after killing Obito for reasons I'd rather not explain."
"Obito was one of the ones responsible for killing one of Kurama's wives and leaving one unable to become a Kunoichi again" - Sasuke replied as he snorted in disdain - "Yugito and Samui!"
"Busty Samui!" - Kazuma exclaimed in surprise - "Wait, wives?!"
"Well, she's well-endowed" - nodded Sasuke as he shrugged - "And yeah, he's got like 15 wives."
"Who?" - Kazuma asked as he felt like he was in front of a deity, a real deity, not like his partner, the goddess of misfortune.
"Anko, Kurenai, Yugao, Hinata, Hanabi, Ino, Temari, Kin, Tayuya, Pakura, Mei-dono, Tsunami-san, Shion-dono, Koyuki-dono, Hikari-san, the two nurses, Shizune, Kurotsuchi, Samui, Mabui, Yugito, Nadeshiko Shizuka and her mother, Tsume-san, Tsunade-san, Kushina-san, my mother and Kaguya" - replied Sasuke as he started to think - "And I feel like I'm forgetting something. Oh, right, he's known as Sekkusu Kami-sama."
"GIVE ME YOUR BLESSING, KAMI-SAMA!" - exclaimed Kazuma as he threw himself on the ground and started kissing his feet - "Please help me stop being a virgin!"
"Wait, Kazuma-san! I am the goddess, you should pray to me!" - Aqua exclaimed in surprise.
"Shut up, goddess of misfortune!" - Kazuma roared, only to be lashed by a furious water goddess.
"I have to admit, they are fun to watch" - said Kurama as he ate popcorn, only to notice the look on his friend's face - "What?"
"Where did you get that from?" - Sasuke asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"I got a Storage Seal" - replied Kurama as he shrugged - "Not counting that we can create them with Onmyoton."
"Right" - nodded Sasuke as he created a bag with popcorn - "Not bad."
"SORRY, KAZUMA-SAN ~!" - Aqua shouted as she started to cry.
"Nothing beats true gender equality!" - Kazuma exclaimed proudly as he saw that he had defeated Aqua with ease.
"Friend of yours?" - Sasuke asked upon hearing the brown-haired boy's words.
Kurama shrugged again when he heard the sarcasm in Sasuke's words.
* * * [Konosasuba (Kazuma's voice)] * * *
"How long will you guys be here?" - Kazuma asked curiously.
"We don't know the exact time, but it will be when Sasuke gets his chakra back" - replied Kurama while shaking his head - "Although we might be staying a little longer because time passes differently in this dimension."
"Now that you mention it, I also noticed this detail" - nodded Sasuke while frowning - "And from what I can sense, a year here, is a day in our dimension"
"Not a bad place to spend a vacation" - replied Kurama as he thanked the waitress for the drink, noticing the huge blush she had, only to glance at the blonde paladin who seemed to be breathing in agitation - "Do you need anything?"
"I'd like to know if you'd like to go out and see the town with me?" - Darkness asked sheepishly as she began to stutter.
"She's acting like a normal girl!" - Kazuma exclaimed in surprise.
"And then you could do all those barbarities you said to me!" continued Darkness as he squeezed the white-haired man's hand.
"Give me back my concern!" - Kazuma shouted as he noticed that nothing had changed.
"I have no problem" - said Kurama as he shrugged his shoulders, then grabbed the girl by the chin - "Seeing how sincere you are, maybe I should give you a prize ~?"
"H-Hai ~" - Darkness said in a dreamy voice full of excitement.
"It's because of things like that that he was called Sekkusu Kami-sama" - said Sasuke as he watched how the knight girl was practically under his friend's control - "Come to think of it, I still have the book I wrote with all his pickup lines and tips. It was thanks to him that Itachi Nii managed to marry Ayane Nee."
"Could you hand me a copy of the book?" - Kazuma asked sheepishly.
"Sure" - nodded Sasuke.
* * * [Konosuba (Darkness Excited Voice)] * * *
"Hello, Kazuma-san, Aqua-san, girls" - said a beautiful woman with huge breasts and blonde hair who was wearing a white blouse that didn't cover her shoulders and prominent cleavage along with a blue miniskirt - "Who are your handsome new friends?"
"I could tell you personally if you agree to go on a night date with me" - Kurama said as he gave her a wink, only to see the woman blush.
"I-I wouldn't mind" - Luna replied as she gave him a flirtatious look.
"He really is a god" - Kazuma said as he saw how easy it was for the albino to talk and conquer women.
"Shouldn't you be worried about your blonde friend?" - Sasuke asked in surprise.
"Naaa, she enjoys it" - said Kazuma as he pointed at a blushing Darkness - "Is this the legendary Netorare?"
"This place is weird" - muttered Sasuke as he shook his head, only to notice how the smaller girl looked at him seriously - "What do you want, girl?"
"I'm not a girl, I'm 14 years old! I'm the strongest Arch Wizzard of the Kouma Clan, the prodigy girl and user of the strongest magic of all, Explosion Magic! Megumin!" - Megumin shouted angrily as he struck his typical pose, but quickly calmed down - "Anyway, why are you covering one of your eyes with your hair?"
"Because I don't want anyone to see it" - replied Sasuke calmly - "I don't like people staring at me like I'm a monkey."
"Can I see it?" - The girl asked excitedly.
"No" - replied Sasuke flatly.
"Come on ~!" - Megumin said as she started hugging his leg - "Let me see your eye ~!"
"She won't stop until she does, will she?" - sighed Sasuke as he watched Kazuma nod at his words - "Fine, but you better let go of me when I'm done!"
"Okay!" - Megumin exclaimed as he let go, only to jump in surprise as he watched the black-haired guy lift the lock covering his eyes, revealing it to be completely purple with rings around the pupil along with numerous tomoes - "Done!"
"A demon eye!" - Megumin exclaimed excitedly - "A real Demon Eye!"
". . ." - Sasuke frowned as he noticed how the little girl was now staring at him as if he were a piece of meat - "Is this normal?"
"For her, yes" - Aqua nodded as she took a huge sip of sake - "Delicious ~!"
"Wait! Kurama-sama married Kushina-san!" - Kazuma exclaimed as he remembered the women Sasuke had mentioned.
"That was a bit of a slow reaction, but yes, he also married Kushina-san" - replied Sasuke as he gave the brown-haired boy a neutral look - "I know, it's very strange, although his relationship isn't as strange as the one with Kaguya."