C453 Big and Small Rascals
C453 Big and Small Rascals
"That's right, he's too insensible!"
Pei Donglai hurriedly said, "But now that things have come to this, scolding him is also of no use. It's still better to quickly catch that old fellow Yang Shuo! Your Majesty, you know how much alcohol he can drink. If this fellow did not drink regularly, it would be that jar of wine. It's even possible that he drank it all up! When the time comes to find him, I'm afraid we'll only be able to find a corpse."
" Hmm? "
His Majesty was stunned.
Because the turn of events was too sudden and too big.
What?
Worried that he would die after drinking it?
What... what kind of logic was this?
Could it be poison wine?
Seeing that His Majesty did not understand, Pei Donglai slapped his forehead. He hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, there is something you do not know. That wine... is too strong! In terms of intensity, ordinary water wine cannot compare to it! It is too good to drink again. This old official is worried about Yang Shuo that fellow. He is too greedy. He clearly cannot drink and still wants to drink. He had drunk himself to death."
"Is it that strong?"
"The wine cost less than two yuan. When you drink it, you will feel like you are holding a piece of charcoal in your stomach. The old official, who didn't even frown when he drank it, also grinned at that moment! It was truly fierce. But... it was truly delicious. Just two yuan was enough to make one taste endless aftertaste..."
After saying that, he kept swallowing his saliva.
This really made His Majesty crave badly!
He also liked wine.
Previously, the Xiao family also provided some good wine from the Xiao family's restaurant.
That was enough for him to savor the aftertaste.
But because of Xiao Yun's order, no one dared to give His Majesty too much. Every day, the wine could only be served as a side meal, making it difficult for one to get drunk.
Moreover, there were more wolves and less meat.
There were so many people in the harem, and there was only a tiny bit of wine every day. How could it be enough?
He was still able to show off.
Whenever there was a big or small matter, he would always take it out to entertain all the officials.
That amount... was even more insufficient.
Now, hearing that there was wine was better than that.
Naturally, he was tempted.
And more importantly.
He felt wronged.
Recently, he had been treating Xiao Yun quite well. Why didn't this guy give him some good stuff as soon as he arrived?
In the past, he was always ranked first, and the others could only watch.
Now, everyone else knew, but he was the last one to know?
This was very unpleasant.
It's even to the extent that I feel discouraged.
After thinking about it, it should be about the potato.
He let out a long sigh.
He moved his lips.
His Majesty said, "We should capture Yang Shuo first."
About an hour later.
Yang Shuo was really caught.
No, to be precise, he was found.
This guy was lying in the depths of an alley, sleeping soundly on the ground.
With the wine jar in his arms, the two or three of them went up to pull at it, but none of them managed to pull it off!
Thus, together with the wine jar, they sent it all to His Majesty.
There were many experts in the Palace.
After a few moves, the wine jar was taken away.
Not to mention, Yang Shuo was also very powerful.
Even if he was drunk to the point of mush, he still hadn't hit the wine jar.
His Majesty was just about to take a look at the wine jar when a 'wow' sound came from below, and Yang Shuo threw up.
That strange smell instantly filled the entire study room.
It made His Majesty somewhat regretful.
It was better to bring him to the main hall.
"Carry him down! Clean him up... Boil some ginseng soup, be careful to keep it warm. "
He was clearly very angry, but he still carefully instructed.
After all, Yang Shuo was not young anymore.
If he made a fuss like this, what if he caused another illness?
Looking at this jar of wine, His Majesty raised his head to look at Pei Donglai.
He discovered that this fellow actually had the tendency to charge up!
One! The other party rolled his eyes and glared back at him.
Pei Donglai said with a bitter face, "Your majesty, you... You can't eat alone."
"Humph! Do you think I am you? Don't worry, I won't miss you."
After saying that, the eunuch had already prepared a wine cup. He carefully poured out half a cup and did not waste a single drop.
Then, he respectfully delivered it to His Majesty.
During this process, the eunuch could not help but swallow his saliva.
His Majesty was shocked.
Just the taste alone made the eunuch lose his composure?
But when he smelled it...
He was actually in a trance.
He actually lost his composure as well.
He coughed.
Because he had the experience of the Xiao family, His Majesty only took a sip of the wine. He didn't finish half of the bowl in one gulp.
So...
The various levels of wine, His Majesty did not forget to taste them all clearly.
Then, he smacked his lips and the wine fragrance in his mouth did not dissipate for a long time.
After pondering for a while, his Majesty sat down.
He took another sip.
He shook his head.
Another bite.
He nodded heavily.
Another bite.
Then he suddenly shouted, "This bastard!"
Another bite.
He suddenly laughed again.
He narrowed his eyes and muttered to himself, "Indeed, this world cannot be obtained. It should only exist in the heavens..."
As he spoke, His Majesty suddenly stood up and waved at the eunuch, then waved at the wine jar.
His movements were very fast.
He seemed to be very anxious.
At this moment, Pei Donglai seemed to have understood something.
When he saw the eunuch immediately carry the wine jar behind him at a very fast speed, he naturally became anxious.
"Your Majesty, what you said just now will not be missing from this old official..."
His Majesty frowned, snorted coldly, and waved his hand again.
Immediately, a sensible palace maid took out a jar of ordinary wine from behind and placed it in front of Pei Donglai.
That palace man walked very quickly, as if he was worried that if he walked any slower, he would be bitten to death by Pei Donglai.
Pei Donglai was almost driven mad by anger.
"Your Majesty, you can't do this. You can't treat this old official like this!"
"Tsk, what are you saying? Zhen has said that there will be no lack of benefits for you. This wine is also a fine wine in the palace. Usually, you are making a fuss about wanting it from me. Now, I have given you an entire jar. Why are you still not satisfied? When have I ever given you so much in normal days? Really."
" But... but that jar... "
"What jar?"
"The jar that His Majesty obtained just now... "
"What jar or two jar? Why does Zhen not remember?"
"This... You... This old official..."
Pei Donglai was stunned for a long time, then he was speechless.
He wanted to cry.
This was too much of a bully!
It was true that one thing was better than the other.
Initially, he thought that he would be able to bully some people and obtain some benefits. However, in front of His Majesty, he realized that he was nothing.
He couldn't help but recall that he had forcefully entered the shop to arrest people. He was also interested in the shopkeeper and the attendant at that time, so he had the same thought.
He couldn't even breathe under the pressure of others.
It really made him feel helpless and speechless.
Yes, he didn't even have the right to mutter.
He couldn't even criticize it in his heart.
If he showed it on his face, he would probably be taught a lesson!
Suddenly, he had the thought of harming others without benefiting himself.
"Your Majesty, this is... Since Saint Xiao's wine, since Your Majesty has already retrieved it, should it be returned to its owner?"
His Majesty was stunned.
The corners of his eyes twitched violently.
This old thing!
He actually wanted to use the net! Break!
If he had given him some and sealed his mouth, it would have been fine.
But...
He could not bear to part with it!
He drank the wine.
How could there be any other wine in this world? !
When one looked into the mouth, they absolutely could not.
The difference between them was too great, to the point that... they were not the same thing at all!
This was called wine, what were those things? What should it be called?
Facing Pei Donglai's ultimate move of life and death, the corner of His Majesty's eyes twitched several times, and he suddenly sneered.
"Why don't I remember? What was seized? I had someone to save Yang Aiqing. At that time, he was drunk like mud and his hands were empty. I was also very sad."