C443 Three Slap
C443 Three Slap
However, looking at the variety of flowers on the internet, Zheng Kai, who was usually clueless about flowers, could not help but be confused and not know what to do …
While Zheng Kai was in a daze, an idea that didn't count as a good idea suddenly flashed into his mind.
Zheng Kai chuckled, smacked his forehead and said, "Oh yeah, Old Lord Taishang, can you listen to my plan? I thought, since there are so many kinds of flowers in this world, I might as well move all the flowers that have appeared in the mortal world to Queen Mother of the West. Hehe, I don't believe it.
Tens of thousands of different kinds of flowers in the human world, is there not a single flower that Queen Mother of the West can like? "
At this moment, Old Lord Taishang was just taking a sip of Jade Spring. After hearing Zheng Kai's rotten idea, Old Lord Taishang directly spat at Zheng Kai's face, making Zheng Kai unhappy …
"Sorry, Boss Zheng Kai, I'm sorry. This old man is lacking in manners, this old man is lacking in manners. However, this is not my fault. Boss Zheng Kai, your brain is too fresh and refined."
When I think about the look of the Queen Mother of the West in the sea of flowers that Boss Zheng Kai sent me, I can't help but want to laugh. "Hahaha."
The more Old Lord Taishang said, the more he wanted to laugh. He didn't even have the time to wipe the bead of water left behind by the tea on his beard. As Old Lord Taishang laughed, the bead water trembled …
Zheng Kai looked at the trembling tea droplets on Old Lord Taishang's beard and thought maliciously if Old Lord Taishang's mind was filled with these things …
Although Zheng Kai was a bit displeased, on the surface, he appeared to be calm and collected.
While wiping the tea off her face with a tissue, she said helplessly, "Old Lord Taishang, what's so bad about putting Queen Mother of the West in a sea of flowers?
"I think that a person who loves flowers would like to be in a sea of flowers, right? If you don't believe me, just look at me. I like money so much. Don't I always want to jump into a pile of money to sleep?"
"It's precisely because of this presumption that I want to laugh, Zheng Kai. Boss Zheng Kai, you don't know, you're not the only one who wants to give Queen Mother of the West a sea of flowers.
And, ah, thousands of years ago, that person had already acted, so guess what? " Old Lord Taishang couldn't hold back the laughter in his heart. He grinned and chuckled as he looked at Zheng Kai's helpless expression.
"Oh? I never thought that there would be someone as quick-witted as me in the Heaven Realm. That person must have won Queen Mother of the West's heart. "
When Zheng Kai heard that his idea had already been used in the Heaven Realm, he couldn't help but to ask curiously.
"Hahaha!" "The person with the same sharp mind as Boss Zheng Kai was slapped by Queen Mother of the West three times in the Immortality Peach Convention. He was really disoriented!" Hearing Zheng Kai's boasting, Old Lord Taishang could not help but burst out laughing.
"How is that possible? Could it be that the person he sent was too low status? That's why Queen Mother of the West got angry? "No way, Old Lord Taishang, you have to explain it to me. Who was the person that gave Queen Mother of the West the sea of flowers thousands of years ago?"
When Zheng Kai heard Old Lord Taishang's words, he didn't know why, but he felt pain on his face all of a sudden … Clutching his cheek, he said.
"That person is the Jade Emperor who is extremely afraid of Queen Mother of the West now! Back then, the Jade Emperor had requested Queen Mother of the West for a Celestial Peach from her for cultivation purposes, so he had specially planned out a good show where the tens of thousands of flowers would be sent at the same time.
"I didn't expect that not only did I not manage to get the Peach of Immortality, but Queen Mother of the West also threw three tight slaps on my face. Hahahahahaha, I can't do it, my stomach is hurting." Old Lord Taishang laughed loudly and said.
When Zheng Kai heard this, he couldn't help but laugh out loud …
Zheng Kai laughed, but no matter how he laughed, he couldn't make a sound.
If Old Lord Taishang didn't tell him about the Jade Emperor's experience in sending flowers to him, he would probably have to suffer three solid slaps from Queen Mother of the West.
Zheng Kai could not help but smile with great difficulty as he thought of the three slaps he had just slapped.
Clutching her cheeks as if she had just been slapped three times by Queen Mother of the West, she said, "This, Old Lord Taishang, this Queen Mother of the West is really that fierce.
The sea of flowers that the Jade Emperor gave her was at least a sign of good intentions. It was fine that Queen Mother of the West didn't care, but why must she be so outrageous? She must at least give the Jade Emperor three slaps on the face.
"Also, how is this a light three strikes, or a fierce three …"
Old Lord Taishang said carefully while looking at Zheng Kai covering his cheeks. He couldn't help but laugh out loud. He stroked his beard and said:
"Is it a light three or heavy three? I'm afraid only the Jade Emperor himself knows about this. In short, I was standing about 200 feet away from Jade Emperor at that time of the Immortality Peach Grand Meeting, but the sound of that slap was like a clap of thunder that made me feel uncomfortable all over.
However, Boss Zheng Kai, you don't have to cover your cheeks. After all, you're not the one who got slapped by Queen Mother of the West.
Old Lord Taishang slightly squinted his eyes and thought back to what happened a few thousand years ago. He couldn't help but sigh and look at Zheng Kai, who looked as if he had been slapped, and couldn't help laughing out loud in his heart.
When Zheng Kai heard this, he couldn't help but feel uncomfortable from head to toe. His hand that was covering his cheek tightened as he exclaimed:
"What is …?" A thunderous slap? Oh my god, how could that even be called a slap? Let's just call it a hammer!
No, Old Lord Taishang, tell me what's wrong with this Queen Mother of the West. The Jade Emperor gave her a sea of flowers out of good intentions. Why do you have to do such a personal attack? You even gave me three slaps on the face. If this were to hit me in the face, how could I stop you from hitting me three times? You shouldn't even think about it! "
Zheng Kai rubbed his face and said indignantly.