Hero Son-in-law

Yang Jiekai almost choked on his words. This was the first time he heard that Mozart was a rascal, so he couldn't help but think about the scene of Mr. Mozart wearing a tuxedo and a small bow tie, sitting on a stool and playing the performance of "Let's Swan the Double Paddle" with the raspberry …    

    

No culture, sometimes it's really f * * king scary!    

    

However, although the weasel liked to pretend to be a cultured person, his intelligence and spirit of loyalty were outstanding. Otherwise, with just his unique clothing, he wouldn't be highly regarded by Loong Xiaoman.    

    

"Brother Yang, can you tell me what you mean now?"    

    

After the weasel departed, Zhou Abao couldn't help but ask Yang Jiekai.    

    

Yang Jiekai smiled faintly, "From the last incident, we can see that our opponent is not as simple as you think. He is very intelligent and vicious."    

    

"If I were him, not only would I take advantage of the emptiness to attack the northern region, I would also set up an ambush on the way to Longquan. If all of you hurry to Longquan, you definitely wouldn't have enough preparations.    

    

"Since they gave us a plan that can kill two birds with one stone, we might as well play with them. Firstly, we should wait for them here and let them enter our Inescapable Net and beat them up without leaving a single one behind."    

    

Second, they were planning to ambush us midway. It's not polite not to greet them at night, so let's just let Zhou Abao accompany them for fun. When that happens, they will definitely pay attention to you guys, so they definitely won't think that Zhou Abao will come out from behind.    

    

Zhou Abao and Loong Xiaoman looked at each other and were full of admiration for Yang Jiekai.    

    

Before, he only thought that Yang Jiekai was very skilled, but now, he realized that Yang Jiekai's brain was much more terrifying than his skills!    

    

At this moment, Yang Jiekai's phone suddenly rang. Seeing that it was Su Nan, he hurriedly answered, not knowing what was said on the other end of the phone, but seeing Yang Jiekai's fawning smile, he said, "Yes yes yes, no, I'm going home right now, how would I dare to come back. Alright, I'll be back in ten minutes, or else I'll kneel on the washboard."    

    

Saying that, he ran out the door in a hurry. Holding onto the microphone, he told Zhou Ahu and Loong Xiaoman, "You two can decide what to do later. Let's contact each other again when we get back. We're in trouble …"    

    

After saying that, he ran out without looking back.    

    

Zhou Ahu and Loong Xiaoman looked at each other. They were looking down at the world just now, so how did they become so cowardly in the blink of an eye?    

    

On this planet, Yang Jiekai definitely belonged to the pinnacle level of powerhouses, but he was definitely not the best in the world.    

    

However, Yang Jiekai had never been afraid of anyone. No matter how strong the opponent was, he would immediately challenge someone.    

    

This man who was known in the dark world as someone who was covered in iron gall was currently trembling in front of a woman who could not even hold a chicken in her hands.    

    

Su Nan sat on the sofa with her long white legs crossed. She stared at the trembling guy with her almond eyes. "If you don't explain it to me today, I'll keep all the washboards on the balcony!"    

    

"No, I'll tell you, I'll tell you all."    

    

Looking at the ordinary black hair string on the tea table, Yang Jiekai really wanted to give himself a hard slap.    

    

Ever since Xiao Ziyi had given this rope to him, he had never taken it seriously. He threw it in the drawer under the tea table, but didn't expect Su Nan to accidentally flip it out.    

    

"I have a female customer who likes to use my car. I get familiar with her after a while. Afterwards, she fell in love with me and insisted on giving me this rope. I couldn't stop her so I put it in my pocket and brought it back …"    

    

"You're making it up. Continue making it up!"    

    

Su Nan glared at him. "Even if you're lying, you should at least come up with a better excuse. With your messy appearance, which woman would fall for you?"    

    

"Wife, what I said was all true."    

    

Yang Jiekai said, "I don't know what that girl was thinking, but she insisted on liking me. I already told her that I have a wife in my family, but she still wouldn't budge. If I didn't take her headband, then maybe I wouldn't even be able to protect my holiday now. You didn't see how crazy she was at that time."    

    

"And, as you said, with my appearance, I don't have the money to drive a broken car. Which woman would like me? Even if I want to do something outrageous, they won't give me the chance!"    

    

Su Nan felt it was strange hearing this, but she couldn't find any loopholes at the moment. The reason why she was so confident about Yang Jiekai, aside from trusting him, was that she had always thought that Yang Jiekai was poor and pathetic.    

    

"What did that woman look like?" Su Nan asked.    

    

Yang Jiekai raised his hand, "Ai, don't mention it, now that I think about it, it's all a nightmare. That woman is 8 feet tall, her waist is also 8 feet tall, and her skin is as black as coke. She has a garlic nose, green eyes, fierce green teeth, and a pitted face.    

    

While he was talking, Yang Jiekai was crazily thinking of the Amitabha Buddha in his heart. He hoped that these words would never reach Xiao Ziyi's ears, otherwise, she would definitely tear him into pieces.    

    

"How can he be as exaggerated as you say?"    

    

Su Nan was also amused. "Alright, since you're the first offender, I'll let you off this time. There won't be a next time!"    

    

"Thank you, my wife. If I encounter this kind of situation again in the future, even if I don't protect this festival, I will definitely not accept gifts from anyone else!"    

    

As he spoke, he picked up the headband from the tea table and said, "I'll flush this thing down the toilet later."    

    

Yang Jiekai heaved a sigh of relief. It seemed that his useless image could sometimes play a good role in protecting her.    

    

"Wife, I'm going back to my room to sleep!"    

    

After Yang Jiekai said this, he prepared to leave.    

    

"Wait!"    

    

Su Nan suddenly called out to him, pulling a hair rope from her head. "No matter where you go in the future, you have to wear this on your wrist!"    

    

Yang Jie Ka had some doubts, "Why is that?"    

    

"Swear your sovereignty!"    

    

Su Nan glared at him. "Are you really stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid? The most precious thing about a girl is her headband. As long as anyone sees you wearing it, they will know that you are not alone."    

    

At night.    

    

Yang Jiekai lay on the bed, tossing and turning, but he just couldn't fall asleep.    

    

The hair rope that Xiao Ziyi had given him was exactly the same as the one that Su Nan had given him.    

    

His mind was filled with what Su Nan had just told him. The hair-rope was the most precious thing to a girl, and giving it to a boy represented taking the oath of sovereignty.    

    

When Xiao Ziyi had given him the headband, he hadn't thought about his attitude, but now that Su Nan had said it, he felt that this wasn't quite right!    

    

Could it be that the little girl had taken a fancy to him?