C693 Stupid beyond belief
C693 Stupid beyond belief
When the two monks heard this, their eyes widened, "How can you say that, and why aren't we really monks anymore? We are registered monks. "Moreover ?"
Shut up. Is this how a real monk talks to his benefactor? You all eat fat people with big ears? You guys have had a good lunch of wine and meat, right? " Yue Zhong Hai coldly said, "Either you live in a temple or you are a real monk. Monk is a kind of person who cultivates. "It's not used to make money as a career.
The foreman looked at the two dumbstruck monks and said in embarrassment and anger, "Ma De, so you two are just mess around. No wonder I thought there was something wrong there when I saw you. By the way, you guys smelled of braised beef and sweet and sour fish. You drank a lot of beer at noon, didn't you? "
The two monks were infuriated, "What do you know about the matters of our buddhist faith?" Didn't he already say it? The wine and meat passed through his intestines, and Lord Buddha ?
"The meat and the wine passed through the intestines. Lord Buddha sat down, right?" Yue Zhonghai started to sneer, "This is only made up nonsense. The buddhist law was not something that could be denied with a single sentence. And you two might even have wives. The meat and wine have passed through the intestines, hehe, it seems Lord Ji is the one who talks the most about this. "
"Yeah, so what?" A monk with a bulbous nose opened his catfish mouth and said, "Why can't we ?"
"Of course you can't. Let's not talk about the legendary Master Ji first. "Is that true? You want to learn how to eat and drink, but do you have that buddhist cultivation?" Yue Zhonghai laughed coldly, "If you can use Sanskrit and recite the Kitigarbha Sutra, I will apologize for wrongly accusing you."
The two monks were stunned, they really couldn't recite it. When people are looking for them to do these things. No one cared what they were mumbling about. Who knew that today there would be someone who would want to listen to the Sanskrit version of the Kitigarbha Sutra? Not to mention the Sanskrit version, even if it was translated, they wouldn't be able to read it.
Seeing that the two monks were embarrassed, Yue Zhonghai sneered, "How is it, you two can't recite it, right? Hehe, looks like you've only been in this business for a few days. "I don't put in effort either. It's just that I don't have a business like you."
"The foreman wanted to beat up these two bastards." Chairman Yue, I told the two bastards to leave. Ma De, seems like they have spent quite a lot of money just to get into this monk's group. Otherwise, how could it be written on the book? This was the same as having a blueprint! That was pretty awesome. Right, why don't I get two Priests to come over? "
"Why did you invite those Divine Staff?" I'm not as reliable as this monk. These monks were just lustful monks, and those divine sticks were even used to deceive people. Think about it, a hundred years ago, on our Divine Great Land, what did these divine sticks do? Right now, those who believed in Divine Church of Light all had their brains broken. "Apart from anything else, do you see any mention of us yellow men on the light nerves of their nonsense?"
"Then I'll ask the Taoist?" The foreman was confused.
"Don't invite anyone, it's just to recite a few scriptures over and over again. I know how to! " Yue Zhonghai said with an expression of indifference. It was past one o'clock, and the workers had gone to lunch. There were only a few people after the construction site. There were only three to five people watching the show.
The pit was very deep, and the soil of the tomb had been dug up to a layer of dirt to be taken away. However, the workers suddenly recalled the message from Spring City that there was a lifelike corpse of a woman in the coffin. Still, they tried not to get too close. He felt that there wouldn't be any psychological obstacles when he came back after the monks had done their chores.
Yue Zhonghai stood at the edge of the pit and looked at the people around him. Of course, that included the two monks. Yue Zhonghai would really recite the scripture. That was because when he was absorbing the Rogue Immortal's white elemental memories. He had learned a lot of things about Buddhism.
Bai Yuan had been a buddhist monk for a period of time. Yue Zhonghai had copied all of those memories. Right now, it was more than enough to take out Thirteen.
Two monks and five workers who came to watch the fun saw Yue Zhonghai putting his hands together. He started reciting the scripture word by word. Just as he finished chanting, a circle of light appeared at the back of Yue Zhonghai's head. The halo that appeared at the back of the Divine Buddha's head. Of course, the Divine Light drawn on by the Divine Church of Light was a circle that appeared above their heads.
As soon as the words left his mouth, it was not just the round light that appeared. Seven colored petals floated down from the sky and fell into the huge pit. When Yue Zhonghai finished reciting the scripture. There was already a thick layer of flower petals in the pit.
Two monks and five spectators were already standing in front of Yue Zhonghai. One by one, they looked at Yue Zhonghai who was standing in front of them with hot tears in his eyes. Especially the two Monks, after Yue Zhonghai finished reciting the scriptures, they were still kneeling on the ground. The five workers had stood up, but respectfully.
These two monks were really half-way out of school. After sneaking into this rich professional team of monks, it hadn't even been two years, yet they had already started to rise like balloons. The wife and children of the family became rich at once. Of course, they were looking for a lady or something. Just to hide.
But anyway, they spent two years in the temple. He still somewhat believed in the existence of Buddha. Then the impact he had received now was greater than half.
Yue Zhonghai clapped his hands and looked at the two monks who were still kneeling on the ground. Dragging Zhang Mingyue away with her, Zhang Laosan hurriedly followed behind.
Only then did the two monks stand up, and the five workers looked at the petals in the pit as if they were vaporizing, and they gradually disappeared. When it was about to be completely gone, the two monks realized that this was a great buddhist destiny. He hastily jumped into the huge pit, not caring that the pit was two meters deep. When the five workers saw this, they immediately understood and jumped down. Unfortunately, when he landed, there was nothing left in the pit.
On the other hand, the two monks had twisted their legs. He looked at the ground with a dejected expression. Trying to find a petal or two. They would not hesitate to eat it.
"Ai, what a great buddhist destiny. He missed it. Why didn't you think of it earlier? " The bulbous nose monk said with a pained expression.
"Yeah, we're really stupid." "The other monk wished he could slap himself a few times." Let's just see if we can get lucky like this in the future. "